The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?
No shirts. Maybe a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.24 mile course. Here is a course map.
The entry will be $50 before May 15. After the 15th, the cost will raise to $70. There is also a cap of 100 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 99 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 105 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 7. I promise that the school parking lot which comprises roughly a 1.5 miles of your marathon will be half of your nightmares for the three months following this race.
SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.
The race will take place Sunday, August 7, 2011 at 7am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park.
You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.
jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.
There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.
Last First Bib Age Hometown place Time --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nash Kathy Kathy 56 Maryville, TN Half 3:07:00 Sherman Paula Paula Ft Walton Beach, Fhalf 3:14:36 Hite Josh 33 Cookeville, TN 1 3:16:55 1OAM Estes Chris 39 Murfreesboro,TN 2 3:45:21 2OAM Ramsey James 324 WTF 29 Nashville, TN 3 3:45:56 3OAM Hogue Jeffery 39 Grand Bay, AL 4 3:47:38 Matlock Jeff JEM 46 Ashland City, TN 5 3:57:02 Ma Vincent 41 San Jose, CA 6 4:01:16 Smith Dallas Dallas 71 Cookeville, TN 7 4:04:07 Rayder Christopher Nut Junior Sized 12 Memphis, TN 8 4:08:49 Whitley Jennifer The Running Raven 45 Murfreesboro,TN 9 4:19:42 1OAF Jimenez Albino Albino 40 El Camino, Spain 10 4:23:17 Rayder Robert Roasted Nut 42 Memphis, TN 11 4:23:47 Trice Winston Winston 38 Hayes, VA 12 4:27:11 Acton Jesse 28 Nashville, TN 13 4:29:53 Staggs Danny Dano 47 Livingston, TN 14 4:32:49 Walker Michelle Mom of 6! 42 Evansville, IN 15 4:35:21 2OAF Samuelson Mike Ultramike 45 Lakeland, TN 16 4:41:46 Delmar Kerry Miller Time 40 Tanner, AL 17 4:48:58 3OAF Holm Randall Hulm Runs 50 Muscle Shoals, AL 18 4:52:56 Steven Rebecca Rebecca 49 Wichita, KS 19 4:59:19 Sherman Bill Bill 51 Ft. Walton Beach, 20 4:59:41 Baker Bill Bootheelbilly 60 Nashville, TN 21 5:02:08 Workman Curtis Curtis 43 Villa Ridge, MO 22 5:07:02 Weeks Robert Bob 43 Fortmill, SC 23 5:09:40 Holt Thomas Holt the Bolt 34 Cookeville,TN 24 5:12:37 Trujillo Mikki Sloppy Seconds 35 Cookeville, TN 25 5:25:47 Anderson Wade Wade 50 Readyville, TN 26 5:25:48 Maples Chris 42 Murfreesboro,TN 27 5:33:20 Bolton Diane DianeB 50 Nashville, TN 28 5:41:19 Rosenbloom Trent Trent 41 Nashville, TN 29 5:42:52 Stupanch Nancy Nancy 50 Oveido, FL 30 5:44:23 Trainor Heather Crawlmommy 37 Roswell, GA 31 5:56:33 Ward Jay 38 Murfreesboro,TN 32 5:57:57 Bronson Kyra Kyra 33 Kansas City, MO 33 6:09:54 Min Phil Phoolish Phil 56 Birmingham, AL 34 6:48:11 Macon Larry Larrry 66 San Antonio, TX 35 7:15:51 Lee JD JD 72 Knoxville 36 7:29:16 Taylor Diane DaineT 54 Nashville, TN 37 7:35:14 Ivory Angela Angela 43 Nashville, TN 38 7:35:15 Stanley Terry Stanley 58 Eldred, PA dnf Hagy Zane Inzane 41 Oak Ridge, TN dns Leighton John John 50 Newark, OH dns Manning Matt GITM 45 Raymore, MO dns Simms Juli Juli 33 Maryville, TN dns Norris James James 61 Maumelle, AR dns
