A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

The entry will be $55 for the first 50 fools, or April. After that, you gonna have to pay $65. If you wait beyond June 1, or after 100 have registered, the cost will be $75. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 3, 2014 at 8am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.

jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.


Results 2013

    8/4/13     Blister In the Sun Marathon (Cookeville, TN)
OA                                                            M/F
1   Rayder     Christopher14  M  Collierville, TN     3:10:46 1M
2   Hite       Josh       35  M  Cookeville           3:20:20 2M
3   Smith      Meredith   42  F  Ashland City, TN     3:22:39 1F
4   Christ     Eric       40  M  Princeville, IL      3:24:10 3M
5   Barnard    James      26  M  Clinton, Tn          3:33:10 4M
6   Weinzapfel Philip     27  M  Evansville, IN       3:34:02 5M
7   Shouse     Todd       48  M  Hopkinsville, KY     3:36:37 6M
8   Mahler     Tim        53  M  Springfield, IL      3:40:28 7M
9   Walker     Michelle   44  F  Newburgh, IN         3:41:05 2F
10  Muccini    Francesca  45  F  Nashville            3:42:32 3F
11  Zaffuto    Mark       57  M  Williamstown, KY     3:56:45 8M
12  Lepley     Mike       39  M  Cookeville           3:59:17 9M
13  Tribett    Tammy      41  F  Manassas, VA         4:01:12 4F
14  Margaritha Franklin   55  M  Curacao Dutch Caribbe4:01:33 10M
15  Lenahan    Michelle   33  F  Evansville, IN       4:03:59 5F
16  Brown      Jen        31  F  Newton, NC           4:05:02 6F
17  McClain    John       31  M  Cambridge, MA        4:06:44 11M
18  Millsaps   Travis     41  M  Murfreesboro, TN     4:07:32 12M
19  Meyer      Amy        27  F  Waldorf, MD          4:10:49 7F
20  Faber      Karen      46  F  Bowie, MD            4:13:40 8F
21  Shreffler  Brian      42  M  Ashkum, IL           4:14:31 13M
22  Bourne     Adam       36  M  Somerset, KY         4:15:42 14M
23  SchoffstallKendra     49  F  Haubstadt, IN        4:15:55 9F
24  Steven     Rebecca    51  F  Wichita, KS          4:17:38 10F
25  Donnell    Roger      57  M  Lancaster, OH        4:24:52 15M
26  Zeigler    Heather    33  F  Downers Grove, IL    4:26:26 11F
27  Samuelson  Mike       47  M  Lakeland, TN         4:28:22 16M
28  Smith      Dallas     73  M  Cookeville           4:30:35 17M
29  Knox       Ashby      43  M  Hendersonville, NC   4:31:40 18M
30  Malecky    Stacey     35  F  Chattanooga, TN      4:32:01 12F
31  Dworak     Donna      48  F  Nashville            4:45:24 13F
32  Hedger     Keith      43  M  Columbus, GA         4:45:59 19M
33  Faske      Matthew    51  M  Louisville, KY       4:46:45 20M
34  Mussard    Chris      54  M  Cookeville           4:47:42 21M
35  McCaslin   Jeff       45  M  Annondale, VA        4:47:56 22M
36  Cunningham Rebecca    53  F  Edmond, OK           4:49:42 14F
37  Shapiro    Anthony    47  M  Alpharetta, GA       4:49:53 23M
38  Hurley     Jackie     41  M  Richmond, KY         4:52:20 24M
39  Salana     Eddy       41  M  Duluth, GA           4:54:52 25M
40  Tucker     Shane      41  M  Menlo, GA            4:55:48 26M
41  Staggs     Danny      49  M  Livingston,TN        4:55:54 27M
42  Austin     Karen      60  F  Franklin, TN         4:56:42 15F
43  Rayder     Robert     44  M  Collierville, TN     4:59:44 28M
44  Hallmark   Daryl      55  M  Alabaster, AL        5:02:57 29M
45  Khodadadi  Karen      54  F  Auburn, AL           5:03:26 16F
46  Mount      Brian      39  M  Eastaboga, AL        5:09:32 30M
47  England    Donna      49  F  Auburn, KY           5:12:46 17F
48  Bolton     Diane      52  F  Nashville            5:13:44 18F
49  Ma         Vincent    43  M  San Jose, CA         5:13:44 31M
50  Mack       Shelly     46  F  Lucien, OK           5:13:44 19F
51  Radley     Pascal     55  M  Westerville, OH      5:16:31 32M
52  Dumas      Joe        52  M  Signal Mountain, TN  5:16:40 33M
53  Roberson   Paula      37  F  Heflin, AL           5:19:15 20F
54  Wagner     Lori       41  F  Evansville, IN       5:22:53 21F
55  Cartwright Clifton    59  M  Booneville, MS       5:27:32 34M
56  Rosenbloom Trent      43  M  Deep Wells, OZ       5:30:34 35M
57  Thielker   Erin       31  F  Oxford, AL           5:31:57 22F
58  Smith      Bradford   34  M  Orlando, FL          5:32:25 36M
59  Mitchell   Cynthia    27  F  Oklahoma City, OK    5:34:26 23F
60  Staggs     Amanda     27  F  Livingston,TN        5:39:21 24F
61  Staggs     Sandy      45  F  Livingston,TN        5:39:21 25F
62  Ray        John       56  M  Estill Springs, TN   5:45:18 37M
63  Spiceland  Suzanne    46  F  Jacksonville, AL     5:46:00 26F
64  Minn       Phil       55  M  Birmingham           5:47:15 38M
65  Morgan     Ronald     37  M  Ashland City, TN     5:50:06 39M
66  Holt       Thomas     36  M  Cookeville           5:53:20 40M
67  Trainor    Heather        F                       5:54:20 27F
68  Johnson    Cathie     59  F  Red Boiling Springs  5:57:53 28F
69  Johnson    Troy       66  M  Red Boiling Springs  5:57:54 41M
70  Burke      Shannon    38  F  Corydon, IN          6:01:00 29F
71  Lessman    Laura      29  F  Hillsboro, IL        6:04:46 30F
72  Mount      Clara      34  F  Knoxville, TN        6:08:12 31F
73  Tortorice  Angela     45  F  Rockwall, TX         6:09:30 32F
74  Johnston   Dawn       38  F  Louisville, KY       6:10:10 33F
75  Smith      Jill       49  F  Cookeville           6:13:59 34F
76  Bost       Christopher34  M  Pulaski, TN          6:22:57 42M
77  Goslin     Carol      68  F  Kansas City, MO      6:26:15 35F
78  Kirby      Matt       32  M  Cookeville, TN       6:32:49 43M
79  Whipp      Bill       68  M  Harrison, OH         6:34:59 44M
80  Walston    Halbert    38  M  Radcliff, KY         6:35:06 45M
81  Zinmaster  Denise     44  F  Cookeville           6:40:10 36F
82  Taylor     Diane      56  F  Nashville            6:42:47 37F
83  Kilby      Jason      34  M  Clarkrange           7:09:58 46M
84  Bailey     Laura      47  F  Chattanooga, TN      7:15:12 38F
85  Smith      Evelyn     53  F  Rockford, IL         7:17:36 39F
86  Baker      Dawn       41  F  Snellville,GA        7:21:09 40F
87  Sizemore   Phyllis    67  F  Knoxville, TN        7:21:14 41F
88  Reynolds   Jeff           M  Cookeville           7:39:18 47M
89  Trujillo   Mikki          F  Cookeville           7:39:18 42F
90  Ward       Heather    53  F  Huntsville, AL       7:42:48 43F
91  Ingram     Deborah    59  F  Gainesville, FL      7:44:53 44F
92  Barthelemy Jerome     41  M  Panama City, FL      7:57:57 48M
    Leighton   John       52  M  Newark, OH           DNF