A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

Race entry $55 if sent before April 1 (Fool’s discount). $65 for the months of April and May. $75 after June 1, 2018. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 5, 2018 at 7am [NOTE CHANGE]. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

New this year: If you want an early start, you must show how much experience you have for this course and how much you enjoy being on this course. That means that you will need to have finished the race twice AND have an average finish time of five or more hours. IF you do not meet the criteria, you always can work to meet it in the future.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER.
Check or M.O. to: Josh Hite (Blister Marathon in Memo). No Credit Cards.
Mail entry & registration: Josh Hite 602 Summit Ave. 2S Hagerstown, MD 21740.

theblistersadist@gmail.com with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.


Pathetic Results 2017

0    8/5/18        Blister In the Sun Marathon (Cookeville, TN)
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OA      Last        First     Age     Gender   City                 Time    Div
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1       Wasternack  Olaf       38      M       Franklin, TN         3:02:58 1M
2       Mundell     Alison     21      F       Valparaiso, IN       3:38:19 1F
3       Wright      Brian      40      M       Nashville, TN        3:50:12 2M
4       Clemens     Chris      52      M       Tullahoma, TN        3:53:00 3M
5       Smith       Meredith   47      F       Ashland City, TN     3:55:00 2F
6       Hite        Josh       40      M       Cookeville, TN       4:13:12 4M
7       Shapiro     Anthony    52      M       Alpharetta, GA       4:14:37 5M
8       Studtman    Karl       55      M       Jackson, TN          4:23:00 6M
9       Nash        Brian      58      M       Cincinnati, OH       4:27:25 7M
10      Daley       Kathryn    47      F       Sandhill, MS         4:28:10 3F
11      Walker      Greg       51      M       Nashville, TN        4:34:36 8M
12      Starling    Sarah      48      F       Knoxville, TN        4:42:22 4F
13      Caudell     Stacy      65      M       Hendersonville, NC   4:43:35 9M
14      Wisniewski  Andrew     36      M       Cane Ridge, TN       4:59:50 10M
15      Lawrence    Joel       58      M       Christiana, IN       5:13:41 11M
16      Mahler      Tim        58      M       Springfield, IL      5:15:26 12M
17      Barber      Phil       63      M       Knoxville, TN        5:16:52 13M
18      Mount       Clara      39      F       Knoxville, TN        5:17:02 5F
19      Ruffalo     Dominic    67      M       Kenosha, WI          5:23:30 14M
20      Malecky     Stacey     40      F       Chattanooga, TN      5:31:40 6F
21      Harwell     Leslie     34      F       Dyer, TN             5:31:52 7F
22      Smith       Dallas     78      M       Cookeville, TN       5:33:10 15M
23      Rayder      Rob        49      M       Collierville, TN     5:44:49 16M
24      Smith       Truman     71      M       Chattanooga, TN      5:47:15 17M
25      Pacwa       William    18      M       Gallatin, TN         5:49:26 18M
26      Mount       Brian      44      M       Eastaboga, AL        5:56:33 19M
27      McCollester Brad               M       Nashville, TN        6:25:21 20M
28      Fattman     Calix      17      M       Ozark, MO            6:33:28 21M
29      Montgomery  Michael    71      M       Franklin, TN         6:34:04 22M
30      Trainor     Heather    44      F       Roswell, GA          6:34:36 8F
31      Cacho       Maria      57      F       Brentwood, TN        6:35:35 9F
32      Jeter       John       48      M       Lexington, TN        6:36:11 23M
33      Skinner     Thomas     72      M       Alpharetta, GA       6:37:08 24M
34      Schwartz    Brad       68      M       Chicago, IL          6:52:07 25M
35      Bolton      Diane      57      F       Nashville, TN        7:07:17 10F
36      Tortorice   Angela     50      F       Rockwall, TX         7:18:28 11F
37      Wells       Bill       61      M       New Albany           7:21:45 26M
38      Shuff       Dan        83      M       San Antonio, TX      7:37:55 27M
39      Ellert      Ryszard    58      M       Poland               7:38:19 27M
40      Macon       Larry      73      M       San Antonio, TX      7:46:00 28M
41      Minn        Phil       63      M       Mt. Olive, AL        7:59:38 29M
42      Gilbert     K'leetha   46      F       Gallatin, TN         8:02:40 12F
43      Earles      Carol      48      F       Ravenden Springs, AR 8:41:05 13F
44      Smith       Evelyn     58      F       Rockford, IL         8:41:06 14F
45      Clark       Teal       50      F       Jonesboro, AR        8:41:07 15F
46      Campbell    Ellen      38      F       Huntingdon, PA       8:45:05 16F
47      Murray      Rick       63      M       Hendersonville, TN   8:47:40 30M

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