A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want?

No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map.

The entry will be $55 for the first 50 fools, or April. After that, you gonna have to pay $65. If you wait beyond June 1, or after 100 have registered, the cost will be $75. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.

The race will take place Sunday, August 6, 2017 at 7am [NOTE CHANGE]. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid.

New this year: If you want an early start, you must show how much experience you have for this course and how much you enjoy being on this course. That means that you will need to have finished the race twice AND have an average finish time of five or more hours. IF you do not meet the criteria, you always can work to meet it in the future.

You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER and send it in to:
- Josh Hite | 2494 Mine Lick Creek Rd. | Cookeville, TN 38501.

jhite@tntech.edu with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email.

There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.

Pathetic Results 2016

Place Last          First     Age   Gender City             Bib               Time
1     Huff          Monica    46    F     Athens            Legendary Bad Ass 3:55:46
2     Tuomi         Michael   31    M     Arvada, CO        Tuomi             3:55:50
3     Lepley        Michael   42    M     Cookeville, TN    Lepley            4:01:11
4     Hite          Josh      38    M     Cookeville, TN    The Sadist        4:08:19
5     Daniels       Mark      45    M     Knoxville, TN     Mark              4:18:26
6     Shapiro       Anthony   51    M     Alpharetta, GA    Dead Ant          4:25:03
7     Bourne        Adam      39    M     Somerset, KY      John Miller       4:28:14
8     Lawrence      Colleen   36    F     Christiana, TN    Colleen           4:28:36
9     Lawrence      Joel      56    M     Christiana, TN    Joel              4:37:49
10    Taylor        Nicholas  24    M     Murfreesboro, TN  T.N.T.            4:41:36
11    Daley         Kathryn   45    F     Sandhill, MS      Kathryn           4:48:09
12    Su            Ka Pik    50    F     Nolensville, TN   Chinese Invasion  4:49:14
13    Mount         Brian     42    M     Eastaboga, AL     Bullet            4:53:28
14    Adair         April     42    F     Memphis, TN       April             4:55:11
15    Gibbs         Ralph     50    M     Midlothian, VA    Crazy Ralph       5:15:12
16    Smith         Dallas    76    M     Cookeville, TN    Dallas            5:22:55   E
17    Kramer        Seth      35    M     Wilton Manors, FL Fun Fact Seth     5:24:55
18    Samuleson     Mike      50    M     Lakeland, TN      Altis Mike        5:28:10
19    Cantrell      Case      34    M     Murfreesboro, TN  Me                5:30:36
20    Hamrang       Gina      46    F     Brentwood, TN     Gina              5:30:37
21    Terrentine    Zebulon   34    M     Cookeville, TN    Zebulon           5:32:13
22    Hatfield      Allyson   38    F     Madison Heights, VRun Ally Run      5:36:19
23    Smith         Truman    69    M     Chattanooga, TN   T-Man             5:43:40
24    Murray        Rick      61    M     Hendersonville, TNRick of Ages      5:49:38
25    Orr           Sam       51    M     Jackson, MS       Nimrod            5:50:59
26    Manning       Matt      50    M     Raymore, MO       The GITM          5:50:59
27    Goodwin       Leanne    36    F     Cookeville, TN    Leanne            5:51:18
28    Nguyen        Henry     32    M     Lincolnwood, IL   Hank Win          5:56:14   E
29    Cacho         Maria     55    F     Brentwood, TN     Queen B           5:58:19   E
30    Neumann       Serena    56    F     Nashville, TN     Serena            5:58:21   E
31    Rosenbloom    Trent     46    M     Nashville, TN     Running is stupid 5:58:35
32    Skinner       Thomas    70    M     Alpharetta, GA    Thomas            6:02:43   E
33    Mack          Shelly    49    F     Lucien, OK        Mackattack        6:12:04   E
34    Bolton        Diane     55    F     Nashville, TN     Love Surprises    6:12:05   E
35    Morris-Shrum  Amanda    38    f     Gallatin, TN      CPAGal            6:20:50
36    Wright        Tammie    49    f     Nashville, TN     Tammie            6:23:53
37    Stuparich     Nancy     55    F     Clermont, FL      Diane-Nancy       6:32:35   E
38    Southgate     George    69    M     Calhoun, GA       George/300        6:33:21
39    Michelson     Michael   69    M     Jacksonville, AL  Mike              6:36:59   E
40    Sullivan      Laura     63    F     Winter Park, FL   Dr. Laura         6:42:37   E
41    Trainor       Heather   42    F     Roswell, GA       Heather           6:44:33
42    Walston       Halbert   41    M     Radcliffe, KY     What's a Shirt?   6:53:23
43    Brewer        Sandy     58    F     Wartrace, TN      Sandy             7:01:55
44    Macon         Laurence  71    M     San Antonio, TX   Larry             7:07:37   E
45    Min           Phil      61    M     Mt. Olive, AL     Phoolish Phil     7:10:53   E
46    Earles        Carol     46    F     Ravenden Springs, Ponytail          7:12:42   E
47    Clark         Teal      48    F     Jonesboro, AR     Teal              7:14:14   E
48    Johnson       Cathie    62    F     Red Boiling SpringCathie            7:15:25   E
49    Johnson       Troy      69    M     Red Boiling SpringTroy              7:15:25   E
50    Gmerek        Liz       55    F     Merritt Island, FLLizzie            7:16:24   E
51    Brosi         Kevin     61    M     Fort Madison, IA  Kevin             7:16:26   E
52    Hughes        Mellody   52    F     DeFuniak Springs, Olympic Hopeful   7:20:02   E
53    Taylor        Diane     59    F     Nashville, TN     Diane             7:43:13   E
54    Smith         Evelyn    56    F     Rockford, IL      Evelyn            7:48:48   E
55    Kilby         Jason     37    M     Clarkrange, TN    Kilby             7:49:10   E
56    Iafrate       Diana     59    F     Nashville, TN     Di                7:55:06
57    Joyce         Melissa   51    F     New Albany, IN    Mel               7:55:07
      Sizemore      Phyllis   70    F     Knoxville, TN     Phyllis           DNF       E
      Bollnow       Frank     43    M     Stralsund, GermanyBolle             DNF
      Whipp         Bill      71    m     Harrison, OH      Bill              Too smart to start
      Boxley        George    54    M     Estill Springs, TNBoxley            Too smart to start
      Krueger       Hilary    47    F     Ashville, NC      Hilary            Too smart to start