A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park

The RD says, "I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time." What more do you want? No shirts - but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a "medal". If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course. Here is a course map. Here is a course map. Here is a course map. Race entry $75 if sent before April 15 (Fool's discount). $85 from April 15 to May 31. $95 after June 1, 2023. There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 7. Yes. The rock moves. SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside. The race will take place Sunday, August 6, 2023 at 7am. Cookeville, TN. Cane Creek Park. It will already be hot by then. And humid. New this year: If you want an early start, you must show how much experience you have for this course and how much you enjoy being on this course. That means that you will need to have finished the race twice AND have an average finish time of five or more hours. IF you do not meet the criteria, you always can work to meet it in the future. You wanna run this race, you are a fool. Also, you need to fill out THIS WAIVER. Payments will need to be made through Venmo (to @Josh-Hite-runs) or PayPal (theblistersadist@gmail.com or joshruns@gmail.com). You will need to send entry (scanned or completed electronically) to theblistersadist@gmail.com. theblistersadist@gmail.com with questions. You must provide a good reason why you want to be an idiot in your email. There will be some fluids on the course. You should bring postrace drink. Beer.

Pathetic Results 2023

8/6/2023 Blister In the Sun Marathon (Cookeville, TN) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pos Last First Age Gender City Time ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- M/F 1 Box Paul 43 M Waxahachie, TX 3:24:26 2 Curtis Matthew 42 M Waxahachie, TX 3:50:50 3 Metcalf Jen 53 F Evansville, IN 4:06:23 4 Hite Josh 45 M Simsbury, CT 4:18:50 ** 5 Aikens Caleb 23 M Cookeville, TN 4:22:41 6 Smith Meredith 52 F Ashland City, TN 4:31:19 7 Chesnutt Stacy 52 F Halifax, NS 4:31:19 8 Cross Brenda 57 F Evansville, IN 4:41:38 9 Campbell Nick 29 M Bowling Green, KY 4:47:02 10 Daley Kathryn 52 F Sandhill, MS 4:55:42 11 Unland Kimberly 43 F Lebanon, TN 4:55:42 12 Asberry Ethan 32 M Jamestown, TN 4:59:53 13 Dempsey Aidan 21 M Glenville, NY 5:01:21 14 Schneider Matthew 21 M Minneapolis, MN 5:15:24 15 Oles Brady 20 M Ghent, NY 5:23:34 16 Adams Hanna 25 F Chattanooga, TN 5:32:25 17 Bartoletti Marie 66 F Bethel Park 5:46:00 18 Walker Greg 56 M Places Unknown 5:52:23 19 Moss John 59 M Morris, IL 5:59:04 20 Gibbs Ralph 57 M Williamsburg, VA 6:15:12 21 Montgomery Michael 76 M Franklin, TN 6:42:03 22 Trainor Heather 49 F Rosell, GA 6:59:46 23 Tortorice Angela 55 F Dallas, TX 7:37:27 24 Johnson Cathie 69 F Red Boiling Springs,7:37:28 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Please note how slow Josh's results have gotten.